1 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,340 Sarah? 2 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Tibet Deba? 3 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 Fresh air? 4 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,240 I understand the traffic in town's pretty heavy. 5 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,200 The main party may be a little late. 6 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,820 Thought you'd have been with them, since you're doing the eulogy. 7 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,840 I take it you don't approve. 8 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:57,110 I mean, I'll be talking about a close friend of yours who I never actually 9 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:01,930 Is there anything you'd like me to keep in mind? 10 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:05,770 When I deliver the eulogy I'm in. 11 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,150 Timing's important. 12 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,630 I suppose I seem an odd choice. 13 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:19,230 I think the family sees it as a kind of official recognition of bravery. 14 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:22,290 Of course, it's a nice bit of police PR. 15 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:28,150 Concerning a case where we've made zero progress catching a killer. 16 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:29,910 Is that what you've got in mind? 17 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:32,090 I wouldn't have put it that way. 18 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:36,250 How about a case where you let a killer escape right from under your nose? 19 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,270 He killed a friend of yours. 20 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:40,970 Why are you protecting him? 21 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,400 We're not stupid, Sarah. We know when we're being lied to. He was wearing a 22 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,520 mask. Which concealed his height, his voice, his hair colour. We've done our 23 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,520 best to remember. 24 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:56,420 And no two of you have remembered the same. Why would we protect him after 25 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,420 he did? 26 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,720 That's rather my question, don't you think? 27 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,220 What happened in there, Sarah? What really happened? 28 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:08,240 We will find out eventually. Don't kid yourself. 29 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,440 Actually, we're not stupid either. 30 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:29,490 Sarah? Dear Inspector Hibbert, what follows is an account of the final 31 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:32,570 the siege at the Junior Gazette office on the 24th of April. 32 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:38,950 We hope that this fuller statement of the events leading up to the final and 33 00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:43,190 tragic outcome will at last convince you that everything we have said so far, 34 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,580 however unlikely it may have seemed, It's been the truth. 35 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,160 Isn't it about time you phoned your mother? 36 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:52,540 What? 37 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,880 Nothing. 38 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,760 Just a shot in the dark. 39 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,600 You guys stay quiet, OK? Like I told you. 40 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,980 We're going to have to talk to the police out there. You don't want them 41 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,640 restless. I said shut it! 42 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,420 The police are getting through the darkroom. 43 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,640 There's an old boarded -up window. Why? 44 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,900 That door wasn't open a minute ago. 45 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:15,990 It must have been. 46 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:20,089 It might be your mother now. 47 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:22,610 Probably wants to know how long you'll be. 48 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,430 Tell her you're down to the last five. No talking. Or the thin blue line is 49 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,430 wanting a word. 50 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:29,250 Well, we're not going to answer it, okay? 51 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:30,550 We leave it. 52 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:31,890 Hey, that's a great idea. 53 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,650 Let's irritate a battalion of heavily armed policemen. 54 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:36,890 Mouthy, aren't you? It isn't the police. 55 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:40,010 Or the phone that's ringing you on our desk if Linda's portable. 56 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,310 Could be anyone. 57 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,530 And they're not giving up. 58 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,470 And that noise could really get the bugger person after a while. 59 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,730 Probably best to answer it, don't you think? 60 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,590 He answers it. 61 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:51,970 My pleasure. 62 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,790 And I want to hear every word. 63 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:58,230 Okay, but you'll have to stay close. This one doesn't hook up to the speaker. 64 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,830 Hello. 65 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,090 Spike, it's Billy Homer. 66 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:07,810 Billy. Hi, long time no nothing. 67 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:10,230 Uh, yeah, um, hi. 68 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:12,230 So how are you doing? 69 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,210 Spike, I'm completely paralysed. 70 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:16,710 What sort of a question is that? 71 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:19,970 Look, Billy, it's really great to hear from you, but now is not the time. 72 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,610 Look, I'll call you back this evening if I'm available. 73 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:25,710 I've got a proposition you guys might like. 74 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:27,090 That's a coincidence. 75 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:30,610 We're in the middle of an offer we can't refuse, so I'm afraid I'm going to have 76 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,970 to hang up. You know, I've got something here that could be really good for 77 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,010 where the paper's at right now. 78 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:36,570 I doubt you could imagine where we're at right now. 79 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:39,510 Oh, I don't know. I think I've got a pretty good idea. 80 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:41,830 So why don't I get this stuff off to you? 81 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:47,390 Well, look, stick it in the post. Careful. He'll be listening. 82 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,210 What do you mean, post? 83 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:54,550 Spike, I want you to think of this as the return of the mystery writer. 84 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:58,470 And I think you'll find what I've got for you might prove pretty useful, 85 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,170 considering where you're at right now. I think I'm getting the message. 86 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:03,730 See you soon, I hope. I hope so, too. 87 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:06,950 I told you to get rid of him first. 88 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:08,210 He's an old friend. 89 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:09,590 We may not talk again. 90 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,350 Well, here's hoping. 91 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,600 Yeah, if they can just get to the computer. 92 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,500 Hey, look, do we have to spend the whole time standing? 93 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,180 I mean, I don't know about anybody else, but I could do with a seat. Stay where 94 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,159 you are. 95 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,920 What, are you going to shoot me because I want to sit down? 96 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,160 Try me. 97 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,740 Once you kill someone, that's it. You've blown it for life. 98 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:30,960 You can't afford that. 99 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,000 Maybe I figure I've blown it anyway. 100 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,960 Maybe I figure I might as well kill someone. 101 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:39,000 So why are you still wearing the mask? 102 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,920 If you really think the game is up, why bother? 103 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:45,700 So are you going to tell us who you are and prove you don't care anymore? 104 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,680 Of course not. 105 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,300 So long as you're keeping your face a secret, you think you've still got a 106 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,260 chance. And so long as you think you've got a chance, you're not going to shoot 107 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,260 anyone. 108 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:06,460 Since you're interested, my name is Donald Cooper. 109 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:11,780 And just so you know, I really don't expect to get out of this. 110 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:24,930 Could I have Sergeant Randall, please? 111 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:26,330 It's Inspector Hibbert. 112 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:32,070 Since there is a great deal more to this matter than simply the identity of the 113 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:35,950 gunman, please at this point do nothing you may regret when you have read the 114 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:36,950 rest of this document. 115 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:56,290 Uh, look, Sergeant, I'll have to call you back. 116 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,120 Can I just interject at this point? 117 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,820 Just shut up, okay? 118 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,679 Fine. That's valid. 119 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,140 You! Back over there with the rest of them! 120 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Move it! 121 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,500 Right. I don't want any more talking. 122 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,380 Can I just say one last thing before you completely lose it? 123 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,070 Shut up. No, that's not it. 124 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:06,470 I want you to listen to me for just one minute. I said shut up. 125 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,690 I heard you. 126 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:08,870 Now listen. 127 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,210 The reason you took that mask off is because you don't see any way out of 128 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,650 right? I'm warning you. 129 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:14,890 Well, you're wrong. 130 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:17,190 I can get you out of here as if you'd never been. 131 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,510 Interested? Who says I want out? 132 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:20,950 Maybe I like this. 133 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,330 You know, it really is about time you phoned your mother. 134 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:29,670 How would you like her never to know what happened here today? 135 00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:31,510 I can give you that. 136 00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:33,990 No, you can't. Try me. 137 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:39,250 Again? Can I just make a little interjection? No. 138 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:44,910 How? There is a way. 139 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,210 How? 140 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,670 If I'm going to give you back your life, Donald, first you give me mine. 141 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:50,930 The gun. 142 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,630 No way. The only way. You really expect me to fall for that? 143 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:58,830 I suppose it could be a trick, but I don't hear anyone making you a better 144 00:09:58,830 --> 00:09:59,739 right now. 145 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:04,220 Um, excuse me. I really have to insist on input here. Back in line. 146 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:11,740 Look, I really don't believe you're appreciating the full potential of your 147 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:13,460 siege concept in the marketplace. 148 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,620 I think you know where I'm coming from. Get back over there. I mean it. 149 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:22,180 Look, you've got the gun, you've got the hostages, you've got the flak jacket 150 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:25,160 and the clown mask, and that's such a great look. 151 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,160 Look, let's face it, kid, you've got media attention headed your way. I told 152 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:30,999 to move. 153 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,080 Are you out of your head? 154 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,500 Not yet. 155 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,940 So, it's time for you to get tough. 156 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,800 Make demands, you know what I'm saying? 157 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,300 You want some political prisoners released? 158 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:49,280 Fine, go for it. Of course, we're non -celebrity hostages, so don't aim too 159 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,720 high. Maybe just one slightly political prisoner, you know, getting off a 160 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,940 parking fine or something like that. 161 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,580 What do you say, hell? 162 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,209 It's a start. 163 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:59,490 Will you shut up and get back over there? 164 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:02,610 OK. 165 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:06,970 What was all that about? 166 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,230 Hmm? What were you up to? 167 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,810 I just thought a little chat might be nice. 168 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,930 There's someone in there. 169 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,190 What? In the darkroom. I can hear them. 170 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:17,930 Who'd be in there? 171 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,430 Maybe someone was in there when you first pulled the gun. Probably they're 172 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430 frightened to come out. 173 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:24,110 So why are you telling me? 174 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,620 I don't see why they should be safe in there while we're not. 175 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,780 Honestly, there's someone in there. Have a look. 176 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,360 No, you have a look. 177 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,519 Well, go on. 178 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,520 Hurry up. 179 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,200 You didn't recognise the hand writing? 180 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,080 It was in Block Capitals. 181 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,060 Oh, you did recognise it. Who is this? 182 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,620 Get out of the way. 183 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,300 Hi, Guy. How did you get in here? 184 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,640 I never left. I nipped in here when he told us all to get out. Thought I might 185 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,080 come in useful, weren't we, the clown here? Who are you calling clown? 186 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,940 I'll give you time to think about that, shall I? 187 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,560 Look, I've got a gun. 188 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,699 I'm serious. 189 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700 Don't you think I'm serious? 190 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,260 I don't know. What's your staff on? 191 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880 What's all that behind you? 192 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:24,940 Oh, you don't want to see that. 193 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,719 What is it? 194 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,720 No, really, you don't. Move. 195 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:28,980 All right, it's your funeral. 196 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,550 Smile. 197 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:36,990 Where you go, Fred? 198 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:39,450 Nobody move, okay? 199 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:41,870 One move and I'm just going to keep shooting until I hit something. 200 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:46,590 Look, I think you're so smart, right? 201 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,010 You think you're just smarter than anyone? 202 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:50,150 Well, I'm the one with the gun. 203 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:52,610 And I guess that makes me the smartest. 204 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:58,370 Uh, Donald, I hate to be picky, but you don't have any bullets left. 205 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680 I suppose he's that. 206 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,380 Well, what do you know? 12 o 'clock and we've had a gun siege already. 207 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,960 And I had to pick today not to sleep in. 208 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,880 Shouldn't we be telling the police? 209 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120 Let them sweat. 210 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,780 Besides, we might lose our exclusive interview. 211 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,440 So how's my chief negotiator? 212 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,460 You put your life on the line for us. 213 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,000 I know. I won't be doing that again. 214 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,100 Brave little guy, aren't you? 215 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,360 Not on my good days. 216 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,280 Too bad. 217 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,020 We don't know how badly hurt he is. 218 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,740 We're bringing him out. 219 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:22,780 Go on. 220 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,400 Feel like a man now you've shot someone. 221 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,220 Feels good, does it? Shut up. Can I ask a simple question? 222 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,620 Exactly what kind of a stone did you grow up under? 223 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:36,680 I really am warning you. Well, keep going. I know how much you enjoy it. 224 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,380 use it again. You know I will. It's fine. 225 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,680 I don't doubt it. How else is a little worm like you going to get himself 226 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,340 noticed? Frankly, it's not going to be charisma. 227 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:44,579 Linda. What? 228 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,800 I don't know what this means, but Colin says don't throw the ashtray. 229 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,240 You and you. 230 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,200 Take him out. 231 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:02,940 Look, Sarah, Fraz, Colin, if you can hear me, he didn't take his mask off. We 232 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:03,940 don't know what he looks like, OK? 233 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 Why? 234 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,860 Just keep in mind, negotiating position. 235 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,900 Get moving. 236 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,750 Spike? Yeah? Shut up. 237 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,310 No. 238 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,230 I owe you an apology. 239 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:43,030 I knew things were bad, but... It's about your passport. 240 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,650 I suppose it must have occurred to you you wouldn't be here right now if I 241 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:47,650 hadn't stolen it. 242 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,310 No apologies, boss. 243 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,850 Of course, you could have got a new one by now, so frankly, it's largely your 244 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:53,930 own fault, but sorry anyway. 245 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:55,890 Yeah, well, I'm sorry too. 246 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,170 What for? 247 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:58,670 I'm not engaged to Zoe. 248 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,640 And you let me carry on thinking. 249 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,400 Every time I think you are possibly not the lowest form of life imaginable, I 250 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,480 find myself picking you off my shoe again. You are contemptible. 251 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,160 I'll love it when you talk dirty. 252 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,400 Is a question allowed? 253 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,500 This can't be counting as one of the great days of your life. 254 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,180 So why are you doing it? I only meant to give you guys a fright. 255 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,200 I never wanted to. 256 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,480 It's out of control now. 257 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,840 I can't stop myself now. Do you want to stop yourself? 258 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,480 What do you do, Donald? 259 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,260 For a living, I mean. I don't do anything for a living. What about it? 260 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,580 Nothing, sorry. 261 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,640 And what's your mother going to think about all of this? 262 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,740 At least she'll notice me. 263 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,360 And be somebody. 264 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,040 Hello? Colin's OK. 265 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,440 He's in shock, but it's just a flesh wound. 266 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,940 Barely a scratch. 267 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,480 Thanks, Inspector. That's good news. 268 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,040 Well, you may be a somebody, but you're not a killer. 269 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640 Yet. 270 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,359 Donald, I'm going to make you a promise. 271 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,660 An absolute binding promise. 272 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:25,740 If you harm no -one in this room, I'll get you out of this so that no -one ever 273 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,740 knows you were even here. 274 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,060 It's too late for that now. 275 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,580 Just remember I've promised. 276 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,660 Kenny? Yeah? 277 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,920 I want you to get up and walk out of here. 278 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,560 Don't. 279 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,100 Well, look, can you two maybe come to some kind of agreement on this? 280 00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,380 He won't shoot. 281 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,660 Go. 282 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,760 Kenny, just do as I tell you. 283 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,940 That is the nature of our friendship. 284 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,360 If I get killed doing this, you're going to feel really guilty. 285 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,879 Why would I? 286 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,240 You won't be around to tell me to. 287 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 You sure about this? 288 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360 Yeah. 289 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,460 OK, boss. 290 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,680 Spike? 291 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,900 I can't even do that right. 292 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,140 Hey, look, you only really need one hostage, right? 293 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,600 You took the words right out of my mouth. I meant to. 294 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,200 One hostage is all you need. It'll be easier, right? 295 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,740 So we get rid of her. What do you say? Say that she talks too much. 296 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,820 Sweet thought, but lousy reasoning. 297 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,580 You don't improve with age, Thompson. 298 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,180 Look, I'm the one you want. 299 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,100 It's been me all along. You don't need him. 300 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,480 Nowhere near, Bart. 301 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:56,520 Because if you really want to get at her, I'm the one you need. 302 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760 That's right. 303 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,780 He's your boyfriend, isn't he? 304 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,840 No. I'm the closest thing she's got. 305 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,520 Maybe I do just need one hostage. 306 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,700 Maybe I just need him. 307 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,400 You can't. 308 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,500 Out. What are you going to do? 309 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,540 I'm going to be somebody. 310 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,660 Spike. See you around, boss. 311 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,160 Move it. Out of here. 312 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,360 Why are you doing this? 313 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,820 Like you said, you're the one I want to get. 314 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,000 Now get going, Linda, while you can. 315 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,840 Look, Spike, if you don't get out of here, I'll... I know, I know. Now get 316 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,840 going. 317 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,640 On the other hand, if you do, boys, you're about going to be in a fling for 318 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,640 lying about Zoe. 319 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,080 I'll be there, trust me. 320 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:50,120 But if I'm not... You remember what I said about you needing to lose some 321 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120 from your rear view? 322 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,760 Yeah? 323 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,560 Well, do something about it, won't you? 324 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,100 I made you a promise. 325 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,240 Well, at least I got the last word. 326 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,340 Don't, don't look. 327 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,020 I thought it was you. 328 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,720 No, it's okay. It's all right. 329 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,960 What happened? 330 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:36,140 I think he found a way of stopping himself. 331 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,540 I could have got him out. 332 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,280 I had it all planned. 333 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,900 We, uh, we better tell him outside. 334 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,660 No. 335 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,860 What? 336 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,180 I can still get him out, Spike, the same way. 337 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:57,660 He's dead, Linda. He killed himself. 338 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,860 And he didn't harm any of us. 339 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,800 I made him a promise, Spike. I told him no -one need ever know. 340 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,720 It's too late for that. 341 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:10,220 Can you get his jacket off him? We need to hide his jacket, the mask and the 342 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,220 gun. What? 343 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,800 The killer just escaped. 344 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,100 He made it out the back way and somehow got past the police. 345 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,900 And this morning, Donald Cooper joined the Junior Gazette. 346 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:25,670 That then is one possible account of the events at the Junior Gazette office on 347 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:26,830 the 24th of April. 348 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,950 Here is another which we would like you to consider. 349 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:34,890 Donald Cooper, someone whom we all knew and whom we all considered a friend, 350 00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:36,430 joins the Junior Gazette. 351 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:40,330 On the same day we are all held hostage by an unknown gunman. 352 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:45,750 Donald conceals himself in the darkroom for the duration, only emerging later 353 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:49,530 when it appeared that the lives of his friends Spike and Linda were in danger. 354 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,940 Tragically, his heroism cost him his life and his killer escaped. 355 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,540 It is up to you, Inspector Hibbert, whether the Coopers should be told that 356 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,360 their dead son did not die a hero. 357 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,640 And now the eulogy will be given by Detective Inspector Hibbert. 358 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,020 You've picked a hell of a time to tell me. 359 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,500 Timing's important. 360 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,120 We think you ought to consider who in this case would benefit from the truth. 361 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:38,020 However, since you are not only the police officer in charge of the 362 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:44,640 investigation, but you are also delivering the eulogy, yours, in all 363 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,640 the last word. 364 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,360 I'm here today to talk about a hero.